FITOR△E
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i don’t know if you know, but i had a cricket in my room yesterday. i basically spent an hour watching it go around my room until i got fed up with it and went and got a broom. it was literally chilling on the ceiling above my bed (right in front of the air conditioner). well first thing i was thinking of doing was getting a plastic bag and trying to catch it like that (like putting the bag on the ceiling) but then i got scared it would jump on my face. then i was thinking of getting a small vacuum and sucking that fucker out but the vacuum would make too much noise. so i got the broom and tried to hit it so it would fly out of my door but the bitch just jumped on the other wall. then i hit it again but this time i didn’t know where it went and i got so grossed out that i jumped out of the bed and i was like “how will i sleep waaaaaa”. then i saw it on the floor so i decided to tap the floor a few feet away and make it jump out of my room. but then i had to put bags all in front of the door so it wouldn’t come in. i couldn’t even go to the bathroom because ya know. it was probably waiting for me outside the door. i bet it’ll come back tonight for revenge.
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